When someone asks you when you’re going to get a boyfriend

…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”

(Source: twistedimagination)

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Posted on Friday, 24 February
Reblogged from: exohfarah
Posted by: twistedimagination
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